This was a hard one for me. Do I choose women with additional attributes to looks? Do I base my decision solely on the fact that they are the only women I will sleep with for the rest of my life? There was much nail biting but I narrowed it down to these lovely ladies, in no particular order:
1. Misty May - Professional beach volleyball player. I figured I might need somebody to challenge Whitney and Gabrielle in case of an inter-island volleyball competition. Plus, she lives in the shadow of Kerry Walsh so she's probably constantly trying to prove herself.
2. Kat Von D of L.A. Ink - I love long, dark, wavy hair. And there is no way I'm going to make it the rest of my life without getting more tattoos. She seems fun and sassy, someone that might keep me in line a bit. Most importantly, I bet she'd be a freak in bed; can't have a desert island without that.
3. Kari Byron of Mythbusters - I needed a redhead to keep a bit of variety. She is smart, sexy and very much a science dork. As a child she would often come up with her own (dangerous) experiments and try to use her sister as a test-dummy/guinea pig. So pretty much she's a hot female version of me.
Honorable mention: Rachel Ray - She's Italian and loves to cook. I'm Italian and love to eat. Seems like a match made in heaven but I just couldn't put her in the top three. It saddens my heart (and stomach.)
5 comments:
Super-original! Kudos.
Papa Bear. I mean, I was digging your lady choices up until your honorable mention. You would honestly do Rachel Ray? Really? REALLY?
I know, I know. But I love food THAT much. Tommy can vouch for me on that subject. If you know of any other cooks/chefs that would be more appreciated on my island I'd gladly exchange...
it's true. Once, on one of Papa Bear's days off, I came home and asked what he did that day. He said, "I drank a bottle of Jack Daniels and ate a pound of bacon."
What about Giada De Laurentis? Much hotter, and less annoying.
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