This is a big deal. The three girls I would need to have on my island (in no particular order):
1. (As previously mentioned)
Gabrielle Reese - She is tall, blonde, and athletic. She will be central to my beach volleyball team. She will snap palm trees between her thighs. She will defend my island in times of war. She will bear my large headed children.
2.
Heidi Klum - One of the 5 most beautiful women in the world. She somehow remains smokin' hot even while pregnant with baby Seals and speaking German. That is challenging, and I like it. I would depend on Heidi to bring her sense of humor, her sense of style, and her outrageously long
bangs.
3.
Rihanna - Umm, the looks, the hair, the body, the music... Please. don't. stop. the. music. Added bonus: she's from The Islands (Barbados) so she may know secret island survival techniques.
1. (As previously mentioned) Gabrielle Reese - She is tall, blonde, and athletic. She will be central to my beach volleyball team. She will snap palm trees between her thighs. She will defend my island in times of war. She will bear my large headed children.
2. Heidi Klum - One of the 5 most beautiful women in the world. She somehow remains smokin' hot even while pregnant with baby Seals and speaking German. That is challenging, and I like it. I would depend on Heidi to bring her sense of humor, her sense of style, and her outrageously long bangs.
3. Rihanna - Umm, the looks, the hair, the body, the music... Please. don't. stop. the. music. Added bonus: she's from The Islands (Barbados) so she may know secret island survival techniques.
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The nice thing about having three, is that + you = 4, and you can field a beach volleyball game.
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