Showing posts with label sorrywhitney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sorrywhitney. Show all posts
Friday, April 11, 2008
The Sexytime Category
This category is for people (or possibly other things, we are a non-discriminating community) you would like to have sexytime with. Your choices should be of the appropriate gender.
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Off topic
I agree that Whitney is exhibiting Jack-like qualities. Since Lost is about the only TV show I can discuss in conversation with normal people, I felt the need to elevate the following statement from a comment on fuzzy's post to its very own post.
I want to be our island's Hurley. I'm bad at building things and killing things, I get lost really, really easily, and I attract every insect within 50 miles. You probably don't want to set out on any adventures with me or even park your tent next to mine. So, I don't feel that I'll bring many practical skills to the island, with the possible exceptions of campfire cooking skills and rudimentary sewing. However, I am a cruise director extraordinaire, so I feel I could really contribute by designing the group's golf course, discovering the party mobile in the jungle, and coordinating the volleyball tournaments - both the competition brackets and the betting pools. And organizing the food. I excel at organizing food.
I want to be our island's Hurley. I'm bad at building things and killing things, I get lost really, really easily, and I attract every insect within 50 miles. You probably don't want to set out on any adventures with me or even park your tent next to mine. So, I don't feel that I'll bring many practical skills to the island, with the possible exceptions of campfire cooking skills and rudimentary sewing. However, I am a cruise director extraordinaire, so I feel I could really contribute by designing the group's golf course, discovering the party mobile in the jungle, and coordinating the volleyball tournaments - both the competition brackets and the betting pools. And organizing the food. I excel at organizing food.
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