However, I don't know who these three men are, or where to start looking (actually, I've been looking for 32 years). So, in their absence, I choose to bring the following to my island:
1. Anderson Cooper. He'll probably argue with me, then we can have hot make up sex.
2. Chris Isaak. Possibly the cheesiest haircut since Elvis and horrible taste in suits, but he'll sing me to sleep or to nap or to work or to play or to foreplay.
3. Derek Hough. Yes, he's too young. Yes, he looks like a Ken doll. But have you seen him dance? Nice hip action.
My count, 3/3/3.
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i'm pretty sure that there's a good chance that Anderson Cooper is gay.
He won't be on my island...
Is that like inverse 'gay for pay'? He'll be 'straight to create'?
He can be gay in his free time. I don't mind. Of course, he'd have to convince Derek or Chris.
I'm betting it wouldn't take much to convince Derek.
Possibly true. Still don't care. I quite possibly suck at picking men to sleep with...this may explain a lot.
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