I thought about tiger cubs, hedgehogs, and guinea pigs (cute and tasty!) but the obvious choice is baby otters. Not only are they adorable and cuddley, they're good fishers. After a morning of hand holding, my armada of otter pups will take to the sea for me. This will not only give me some much needed alone time with Rihanna, Heidi, and Gabby, but also provide us with a plentiful supply of mulloscs, fishes, and urchins.
Now think about Heidi Klum holding a fluffy baby otter. On a scale of 1-10 how jealous are you?
P.s.
Runner-up: baby pandas.
